Friday, June 13, 2014

*Spoilers Follow* Goofy Quote Parody

These are some goofy quote parities I made from other films that felt adequately suitable for the traumatizing events that occurred in HTTYD2. Enjoy :)

Me talking to Drago (or the Alpha): "Hiccup is the most wonderful person ever, and he loves Toothless, and he's awesome, and you're a monster! How DARE you disrupt their relationship with your EVIL? DIE! DIE!"

Mega Mind:
Me trying to prepare a fellow HTTYD fan for what is coming in the sequel: "Imagine the most horrifying, terrible, evil thing you could possibly think of, and multiply it by SIX!"

Doctor Who: Forrest of the Dead:
Toothless speaking to Drago as he stands on his Bewilderbeast at the climax: "Don't play games with me! You just killed someone I liked. THAT IS NOT A SAFE PLACE TO STAND!"

Pacific Rim:
Hiccup decides to give an epic speech directly after Stoick's funeral: "Today... Today. At the edge of our hope, at the end of our time, we have chosen not to believe only in ourselves, but in each other. Today there's not a man or dragon who will stand alone. Today we FACE the MONSTERS that are at our DOOR, and bring the FIGHT to them, TODAY WE ARE CANCELING THE APOCALYPSE!"

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